According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $39, you get three work hours of home cleaning from Absolutely Maid Clean (up to a $90.40 value, including HST). Service areas include London, Kitchener, and any location within 30 minutes of Woodstock.

Absolutely Maid Clean exorcises interior dirt demons with professional home and commercial cleaning services. After calling to set up a convenient appointment, a duo of Absolutely Maid Clean's clutter killers arrive with their own cleaning supplies and dust-sniffing dogs in tow to replenish the sparkle of any abode. Keep clutter piles from taking over the breakfast nook by letting the cleaning pair run a marathon of dusting, spraying, scrubbing, wiping, mopping, and sweeping. The crew can perform all matter of house sprucing, from cleaning encrusted Lean Cuisines from the microwave to fetching browning bananas from foreboding sock drawers. Clients can opt for a general spruce-up or focus on specific areas of the house to be cleansed—such as counter tops, bathrooms, or muddy pet parakeets—during the time period.