What You'll Get
Ceilings are notoriously hard to clean, especially when speckled with chucked pencils, rogue balloons, and wine stains left by visiting bats. Stick to ground-level cleanliness with today’s Groupon from Absorb. This deal is valid for homes within 15 miles of 9337 Spring Cypress Road, Spring, TX 77379. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get carpet-cleaning services for two rooms (up to a $96 value).
- For $55, you get a tile- and grout-cleaning service for one room (up to a $139 value).
These offers are valid for rooms up to 200 square feet, with larger rooms incurring additional fees (+$20/room for carpet cleaning, +$30 for tile and grout cleaning).
Absorb’s grime-banishing teams roll up to curbs with a truck-mounted cleaning unit that gussies up floors more effectively than traditional store-rented systems. The cleanings can take as little as 90 minutes and begin as the technicians prepare the space by moving any light furniture, such as loveseats, end tables, and ancient Egyptian sarcophagi. For carpeted areas, the team inundates each fiber with a 210-degree cloud of billowing steam, which loosens up entrenched dirt or stains so they can be removed easily during a thorough vacuuming. High-powered fans then help dry carpets, with the full drying process typically taking no more than four hours. Periodic tile- and grout-cleaning services help to protect tiled floors by scrubbing away any stains before they penetrate the sealant and become as permanent as a tattoo of spilled red wine.
While Absorb occasionally offers discounted rates online, today’s Groupon still represents the best value.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Valid only for option purch'd. Appmnt reqd; subject to availblty. Valid for up to 200 sq. ft. per room for carpet/grout cleaning. Tile and Grout cleaning excludes natural stone or man-made stone. Extra fee outside 15mi of 9337 Spring Cypress Road, Spring, TX 77379. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Absorb Total Cleaning & Restoration
When muddy footprints sully pristine carpet spaces and tile floors, or clods of dust choke ventilation systems, Absorb Total Cleaning & Restoration's shiny black van silently rolls into driveways bearing a cleaning team ready to dispatch debris. Like a Victorian-era robot butler, the techs harness the power of steam to complete a day’s work, purifying textile surfaces with 210 degrees of heat from truck-mounted equipment before adding optional grease-cutting citrus treatments or sheets of carpet protector. A hypoallergenic, pH-balanced alkaline formula penetrates soiled grout and tile, bringing grit to the surface and leaving behind acres of glistening porcelain. Fully contained hepa-vac systems plumb the abyss of ventilation systems, safely exorcising offending dust and saving homes from common indoor pollutants.