What You'll Get
Soccer, like love, is an international language—but unlike love, it doesn't end with a van full of creamed corn and a pesky lawsuit. With today's Groupon, $7 scores you one premium-level seating ticket (a $25 value) for the AC St. Louis inaugural season finale game against the Rochester Rhinos on October 2 at 7:10 p.m. Bear witness from the stands of the intimate, open-air Anheuser-Busch Soccer Park in Fenton. Tickets are for the $20 premium-level seating area and are located in sections 2 and 6. Parking ($5) is also included with today's Groupon, although dirigible tethers are still six shillings and a thruppence.
AC St. Louis triumphantly brings men's outdoor professional soccer back to the nation's soccer capital. STL's team of international and local footballers will weave in, over, and around their opponents—all under the all-knowing guidance of head coach Dale Schilly. Footballing fans, meanwhile, will get to cheer from the stands, refrain from hooliganism, and challenge each other to see who can shout "Gooooooooooooooaaaalll!" the longest.
Soccer, widely considered the world’s most popular sport, is so significant because of its poetic simplicity: no hoops, pads, sticks, or T-shirt guns that blast out shaving cream. No other sport combines the acrobatics of Cirque du Soleil with the raw physicality of full-contact croquet. Revel in the unadulterated thrill of things bouncing off heads and the exhilaration of being unable to use your hands with today's Groupon to see AC St. Louis.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Parking included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.