Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a secondary bellybutton mouth. Elegantly express yourself with today's Groupon to Academy of Social Dance. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a six-session dance course for one person (a $386 value).
• For $99, you get a six-session dance course for a pair (a $460 value).

With 35 years of experience in shimmy-shaking education, the academy draws on 35 years of experience and a three-part learning system choreographed to help students master the basics of ballroom and Latin dance styles. Two 40-minute private lessons let arms shake hands with and feet tiptoe into a slew of foundational steps under the individual attention of a patient, devoted instructor. After private lessons, schedule two 45-minute group classes to mingle with up to seven other students and pair up with different partners.

Finally, two practice sessions turn up the volume and dim the lights in the studio for two hours of whirling around the room in a fun, party-like atmosphere, unharassed by the clumsy crowds and invasive conga lines of other dance clubs. Students who wish to extend their dominion over the dance floor with additional terpsichorean teachings will receive $100 off a custom instruction package.