Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $149, you get six laser hair-removal sessions for small areas or three laser hair-removal sessions for large areas at Acadia Cosmetic & Laser Centre in Centre Mall (up to a $600 value). Small areas include the chin ($180) and upper lip ($180), and large areas include the bikini area ($225), underarms ($180), lower legs ($525), upper legs ($600), upper back ($300), or lower back ($300).

Acadia Cosmetic & Laser Centre specializes in medically oriented procedures designed to smooth and spruce up clients' delicate outer coverings. In the clinic's laser hair-removal sessions, a certified laser technician targets unwanted body fuzz with highly controlled pulses of light that penetrate the surface of the skin to attack hair strands at the root. The laser beams heat and destroy pesky follicles, hindering future growth without damaging surrounding tissues or violating international treaties. The treatment can result in smoother skin, usually accompanied by discomfort no more intense than that of a rubber-band snap. Call ahead to schedule a free consultation, during which epidermis experts can answer questions about the procedure or what the magnetosphere tastes like.