Having to wait for wet nail polish to dry curbs people's natural urges to plunge fingers into frosting, or to tickle the mailman too hard. Keep feral phalange shields in check with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a "Full Bloom' french or full-polish mani-pedi at Acaj Salon in Maitland (up to an $82 value).

The trained talon tamers at Acaj Salon prepare human paws for summertime flaunting within their cozy beauty haven, which sports leather chairs and wood floors. One of these seasoned staffers will gussy up weight-bearing buddies with a "Full Bloom" pedicure (up to a $51 value) and beautify shadow-puppet masterminds with a "Full Bloom" manicure (up to a $31 value), trimming, buffing, and shining each member of your 20-pronged posse. During the 30- to 40-minute session, they'll shape up upper and lower cuticles, apply a restorative mask to skin surfaces, and soothe hands and feet exhausted from long hours working or competing in street-level acrobat throw downs with a paraffin treatment complete with hot towels. Palms and soles will revel in softness after hostile calluses are exiled from the premises and polished nails will twinkle from the ends of grateful limbs.