Singing carols while riding the high seas spreads almost as much yuletide cheer as flying across the sky on a reindeer made of edible diamonds. Abandon the abrasive allure of gemstones with today's Groupon. For $72, you get two tickets to Accent Cruises' Carol Ship Dinner Cruise, running daily from November 21st to December 21st and boarding at 6:30 p.m. on the west side of Granville Island. The three-hour dinner cruise invites patrons to curl up beside a romantic private table, aboard a yacht outfitted in the most stylish of seasonal garb for a feast of traditional Christmas comfort fare, complete with honey glazed ham, buttery vegetables, and hallucinated sugar plums. Views of the Vancouver Harbour soothingly stimulate eye sensors and the singing of carols cultivates a camaraderie only achievable on land by sacrificing your last stick of gum.