What You'll Get
Horror movies teach us that cars tend to break down near suspicious-looking farmhouses and that a stranger with a hook for a hand isn't a friendly new crocheting buddy. Ensure you can flee the scene with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-year basic-roadside-assistance membership to Access Roadside Assistance (a $69.95 value).
Access Roadside Assistance gives motorists an added layer of security, dispatching pre-qualified roadside-assistance providers 24/7 across all of Canada and the United States. Membership in the one-year basic roadside-assistance program covers commuters whether they are driving or riding in a car, truck (up to a half ton), or hotdog mobile. Upon receiving the membership package within approximately two weeks of registration, policyholders are entitled to up to five toll-free emergency roadside-assistance calls and two tows of up to 5 miles per tow or to the closest garage. Additional services include battery boosts, locksmith and lockout assistance (up to a $50 value), flat tire changes, and fuel delivery (cost of fuel extra), all performed by vetted contractors distinguished by years of experience and oil-stained superhero capes.
About Access Roadside Assistance
Access Roadside Assistance gives motorists an added layer of security, dispatching prequalified roadside-assistance providers 24/7 across all of Canada and the United States. Membership in the company's basic roadside-assistance program covers cars and trucks with up to a half-ton payload, providing members up to three toll-free emergency roadside-assistance calls and one tow to the closest garage (up to 7.5 kilometres from the point of breakdown). On top of all the benefits of the basic plan, family-membership plans tack on a second membership; extra memberships are available for an additional charge. Additionally, stranded motorists who belong to the family plan enjoy access to two tows to the closest garage (for distances up to 140 kilometres). Access Roadside Assistance also protects motorcyclists and assists RV pilots with emergency waste-tank evacuations, towing, and cab-fare reimbursements. Extra services for members include battery boosts, locksmith and lockout assistance, and fuel delivery (cost of fuel is extra for basic-plan holders), all performed by vetted contractors distinguished by years of experience and oil-stained superhero capes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy more as gifts. Limit 1/order. Not valid until 7/27/11. Must activate by 1/25/12, membership expires 1 year from activation date. New members only. Online only. Not valid for renewals. Not valid until welcome package has been received, allow 7-14 business days for delivery. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.