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October 30, 2011
What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms with today's Groupon to Acclaimed Dentistry Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get an exam (a $54 value), consultation (a $35 value), x-rays (a $130 value), and a cleaning (a $60 value).
- For $169, you get a Zoom! Teeth-whitening treatment (a $400 value).
At Acclaimed Dentistry, Dr. Michael Kirk and his dedicated staff promote healthy mouths and brighten smiles with family and cosmetic dental care. A Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment takes about 45 minutes, with a skilled technician beaming the Zoom! light onto specially formulated whitening gel over three 15-minute sessions. The gentle process penetrates the enamel to break down stains, leaving behind a gleam capable of temporarily blinding camera flashbulbs.
During a routine consultation and exam, the team scans every nook and cranny of the tooth terrain before employing a digital x-ray system for pearly-white portraits that are faster and less wasteful than film x-rays. A hygienist then carefully scrapes away plaque, calculus, and algebra and gives taffy-gnawers a thorough scrub and rinse. Acclaimed Dentistry boasts evening and weekend hours to accommodate even the busiest schedules and gives patients access to toothy advice 24 hours a day via text, email, or phone.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Cancellation policy here. Must be 18 or older for Zoom option. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.