What You'll Get
Unknown to many, carnivorous extraterrestrials invented television as a fertilizing machine to ripen crops of delicious couch potatoes. Resist becoming a man-sized meal with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a five-class pass at Achieve Fitness on South Center Street (a $65 value).
Achieve Fitness's experienced instructors help clients realize their physical-fitness goals, combining encouraging and effective training methods with the comfort of a small-gym feel. Sculpt lean legs and bolster burgeoning biceps in any of Achieve's fitness classes, held throughout the week to accommodate clients' schedules. Take part in a flurry of calorie-burning with the Fitness Express class, where attendants quickly move from station to station under the guidance of a certified instructor. Strengthen and stretch stiff muscles with the balance-building Ball Blast class, or solidify arms and legs in the kickboxing class, an intense session that teaches pupils how to utilize furious foot slams to package shipping goods.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate class pass by 6/26/11, pass expires 60 days from first class. New clients only. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.