Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, the laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $65, you get a photofacial at Acomoclitic Laser & Wax Studio, one of the top five best day spas in the Denver area according to A-List Denver voters.

Acomoclitic specializes in gently laser-blasting away a range of cosmetic problems—including facial brown spots, acne, fine lines, sun damage, thread veins, and freckles—with an intense pulsed-light photofacial. Using a laser device with a suction tip to gently pull the skin closer to the emitter, an aesthetician zaps the problem areas with IPL light, stimulating the cells in the skin and causing spots, wrinkles, pimples, and unwanted freckles to fade or disappear within a few days of treatment, depending on how hammy their death scene is. Acomoclitic uses the Aesthera PPx device to minimize discomfort. The procedure is quick—with photofacials lasting under 20 of your Earth minutes—and feels similar to being lightly snapped with tiny rubber bands. Acomoclitic asserts that 100% of its customers have described the treatment as relaxing and compared it to a "warm massage." Harness the power of intense pulsed light and rejuvenate your face with science, rather than a sacrifice of goats to Moloch, with today's Groupon to Acomoclitic Laser & Wax Studio. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

Valid for new clients only. 24-hour cancellation policy. No-shows forfeit Groupon.

Reviews

Acomoclitic Laser & Wax Studio won second place for Best Day Spa in 2009 according to CityVoters and has a perfect five-star average rating from five Citysearchers and three Yelpers.

• I had bad acne scars and in 3 treatments I look so different! Even my husband noticed how great my face looks. – misslaci, Citysearch
• The staff at Acomoclitic is super professional, kind, and thorough. – Michael H., CityVoter