If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get three hours of professional home steam cleaning from Act One Cleaning (a $150 value), which services the Gadsden and Birmingham, Alabama and Chattanooga, Tennessee areas.

Act One Cleaning's staff wields advanced scrubbing technology to rapidly dismiss dirt and grime from homes and businesses. Arriving with state-of-the-art ATIS steam technology and pounds of dust-bunny kryptonite in tow, the conscientious technicians from Act One Cleaning can deftly prepare the area to be cleaned and remove any furniture before shooing away dirt and bacteria from hardwood floors, tile and grout, or vinyl surfaces. The scrubbing sorcery of Act One Cleaning's steam-cleaning regimen—in addition to leaving surfaces squeaky clean—also disinfects by sanitizing away 99% of bacteria without the use of any harsh chemicals. The warm, cleansing vapors of Act One Cleaning's grime-killing routine can also be used to detach unsightly dried chewing gum from pavements, floors, and from underneath antique dining-room tables at which former presidents used to sit pensively and blow bubbles with their gum.