Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours frolicking through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon: for $177, you get a full-day ATV rental from Action Adventures with a pickup location in Issaquah (a $350 value). Pickup time is between 6:30 a.m. and 8:30 a.m., and the ATV must be returned by 7:00 p.m. (30-minute grace period). Towing is not included in this deal, though equipment delivery is available for an additional fee.
Action Adventures is an adrenaline-pumping tour company that whisks adrenaline mongers along high-energy ATV expeditions, allowing participants to traverse a sprawling array of natural habitats over an eight-hour jaunt. Learn about four-wheeling safety and specific instructions before modeling the provided helmet and hopping on a gassed-up ATV to cruise through mountainous terrain or pop wheelies over envious choirs of chipmunks. Each adventurer is outfitted with a laminated trail map, ideal for navigating the land, as well as providing immunity from the wistful tears of stationary trees.
Insurance is included in this Groupon, but in the event of damage, renter is responsible for $500 insurance deductible. Credit card must be provided at time of redemption for damage deposit.