Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today’s Groupon for two-hour housecleaning sessions from Action Cleaners. Please note that there are additional fees for service occurring outside of Queens, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Nassau County; call for a specific quote. Choose from the following options:

• For $35, you get 1 two-hour cleaning session (a $70 value).
• For $99, you get 3 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $210 value).
• For $149, you get 5 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $350 value).
• For $299, you get 12 two-hour cleaning sessions (an $840 value).<p>

Each hour translates to one man-hour, meaning two workers may clean for an hour for each two-hour session, or one worker cleans for two hours.

Action Cleaner’s clutter-clearing dynamos revitalize the interiors of homes, offices, and construction sites with professional services utilizing green and hypoallergenic products upon request. Dust-busters blaze trails across floors and carpets as trained and certified maids comb public rooms in search of extradited dust bunnies. Customers will see kitchen appliances, counter-tops, and bathrooms in a new light following a mandatory scrubbing and sanitizing. Titanic tasks such as mold removal and cleanup from emergency damage are available upon request. Like roads one travels by and Choose Your Own Adventure paths, customers pick the cleaning option that’s right for them and their needs, obtaining up to six months’ worth of scrub-downs (two sessions a month).