Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Today's Groupon offers similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters: for $39, you get an initial examination and one traditional Chinese acupuncture treatment at Acupuncture Center (a $120 value). This Groupon also gets you 20% off one future acupuncture appointment at Acupuncture Center.
For many, excluding Humpty Dumpty and his closest relatives, traditional Chinese medicine has been known to remedy a variety of ailments including insomnia, depression, alcohol addiction, respiratory disorders, and ulcers. The Chinese mapped a network of channels through which energy, or qi, flows through the body. Tentatively known as The Inter Net before that name was discarded as silly, these channels revealed that uneven flow of energy can cause disease and pain.
During your session at Acupuncture Center, doctors will evaluate your medical history, as well as sleeping habits, temperature preference, favorite Harry Potter character, and diet (a $55 value). After making a diagnosis, they will administer an acupuncture treatment tailored to your needs (a $65 value). Visits last roughly forty minutes, with a five to ten minute examination followed by a half-hour treatment.
The number of treatments needed for a full recovery varies with each patient, averaging from three to six. Today's Groupon to Acupuncture Center gets you started. Besides buying one for yourself, you can also purchase multiples as gifts and finally get your stunt double’s back pain treated as recompense for all those times he made you look cool at the supermarket.
Check out enthusiastic testimonials on YouTube to see what past patients say about Dr. Yoo and the Acupuncture Center.