What You'll Get
Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Today's Groupon offers similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters: for $39, you get an initial examination (a $55 value) and one traditional Chinese acupuncture treatment (a $65 value) at Acupuncture Center in Omaha, a $120 value. This Groupon also gets you 20% off one future acupuncture appointment at Acupuncture Center.
For many, excluding Humpty Dumpty and his closest relatives, traditional Chinese medicine has been known to remedy a variety of ailments including insomnia, depression, alcohol addiction, respiratory disorders, and ulcers. The Chinese mapped a network of channels through which energy, or qi, flows through the body. Tentatively known as The Inter Net before that name was discarded as silly, these channels revealed that uneven flow of energy can cause disease and pain. During your session at Acupuncture Center, Dr. David Yoo and his fellow doctors will evaluate your medical history, as well as sleeping habits, temperature preference, favorite Harry Potter character, and diet. After making a diagnosis, they will administer an acupuncture treatment tailored to your needs. Visits last roughly 45–60 minutes, with a 5–10 minute examination followed by a half-hour treatment. The number of treatments needed for a full recovery varies with each patient, averaging from three to six. Today's Groupon to Acupuncture Center gets you started. Besides buying one for yourself, you can also purchase multiples as gifts and finally get your stunt double’s back pain treated as recompense for all those times he made you look cool at the supermarket.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.