What You'll Get
Most car horns beep in the key of F, unlike bicycle horns, which beep polka music backward on a continuous loop. Sound off against automotive damage with today’s Groupon: for $299 you get Xzilon Protection for your vehicle from Acura of Columbus(up to a $750 value) on Whittlesey Boulevard. Acura of Columbus arms mechanical means of conveyance with Xzilon protection, a pollen-pulverizing treatment ideal for the forthcoming, dander-rich months of spring and summer. Over the course of about four hours, the dealer’s motor vehicle magicians coat cars in a sheer solution that shelters rides from bugs, UV rays, acid rain, road salt, truck cooties, hard water etching, dents, bird droppings, and, most importantly, pollen, whose pugnacious preening is particularly potent as the weather improves and can both stick to a car’s exterior and set it to high-pitched sneezing should it go untreated. While horseless carriages are being tended to, customers can cruise to trivial functions and important staring contests via a loaner vehicle, which is available until the service is finished.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per household. By appointment only, subject to availability. Valid in-store only. Not valid for sale items. Valid at Acura store only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.