Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it’s a real color. Get illuminated with today’s laser light Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments and one laser teeth-whitening session (a $1,149 value) at Adora Advanced Cosmetic Surgery Center, with locations in Palm Harbor and Wesley Chapel. Receive your six hair-removal treatments on any combination of the following areas: the upper lip, chin, underarms, toes, ears, feet, between the eyebrows, or the bikini line.

A team of four experienced doctors helm Adora, custom-choreographing intense pulses of light to safely and effectively zap troublesome follicles from pesky patches under the arms, on the chin, above the lip, and more. Permanently smooth results are usually noticed within five to six sessions and individual treatments cause minimal discomfort and skin irritation. Adora’s doctors are also wise in the ways of mouth-bone beautifying. During laser whitening treatments, clients’ dull, stained chompers are doused with special gel and bathed in glamorous beams of light for 15 to 20 minutes until they reach super-sparkling states, normally reserved for disco balls and perspiring angels.