In a world without adults, taxes would have to file themselves, and the president, by default, would be a stack of dogs wearing a long overcoat. Celebrate your adulthood with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of adult novelties and accessories at Adult Superstore. Choose from the following Las Vegas locations:

• 3850 W Tropicana Avenue
• 3226 Spring Mountain Road
• 601 South Main Street
• 1147 S Las Vegas Boulevard<p>

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Adult Superstore’s helpful staffers work to spice up bedroom rendezvous by stocking their four expansive locales with books, DVDs, grown-up toys, and massage oils, earning themselves a five-year title as the best adult store in town by readers of the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Guests can gussy up for romantic evenings in a piece of seductive lingerie, such as an Enchantress turquoise halter top and thong ($12.95), or spice up lackluster games of Twister with a copy of Anne Hooper’s Pocket Kama Sutra ($10), which boasts more than 100 full-color photographs. Otherwise, the Kama Sutra Love Essentials kit ($24.95) comes equipped with massage oil, lubricant, and a feather applicator to sprinkle skin with Honeysuckle Honey Dust. Shoppers can also pick up one of the store’s many vibrators, such as the multi-speed Dual Bunny Teaser ($19.95), to sing like Pavarotti when they hold it to their throats.