What You'll Get
Evolutionists theorize that white teeth became an attractive human trait not because they indicated good health, but because they could scare off predators by reflecting sunbeams at them. Show your attractive dominance with today's Groupon: for $99, you get teeth whitening at the Tooth Zone or Adult Upstate Dental Care (a $299 value).
Fluent in Spanish, French, and molar, the dentists at the Tooth Zone and Adult Upstate Dental Care nurse discolored teeth back to their white, just-minted condition. The dental whitewashing, which requires just two visits, is powered by the enamel-bolstering Daywhite ACP whitening formula. On the initial visit, a dentist takes first impressions of mouth bones, judging their compatibility as lifelong friends. When patients return for the second round, they'll receive whitening gel, instructions, and an exact mold of their tusks, perfect for slipping into their mouth for some at-home tooth improvement. After up to three weeks of 30-minute, twice-daily sessions, the whitening process is complete and smiles are ready to be proudly showcased.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.