What You'll Get
Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 15 units of Botox Cosmetic at AdvanceLipo in La Jolla (a $240 value).
Botox Cosmetic targets unwanted facial crinkles at the injection sight by reducing the surrounding muscle activity that may cause moderate to severe lines. Patients begin their path to a plumper expression by consulting with one of AdvanceLipo's healthcare professionals to focus on smoothing pesky creases in foreheads, crow's feet, and lampshades. The entire procedure typically takes 5–10 minutes, with results appearing after several days. While the furrow-blasting effects of the treatment are temporary, smoother semblances may provide up to four month's worth of furrow-less expressions, perfect for high-school reunions, family gatherings, or Olympic-qualifying staring contests.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox first.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for forehead and crow's feet. Not valid for pregnant or nursing women. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.