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Reviewed January 23, 2012
What You'll Get
Excessive hair can be cumbersome, as poor Rapunzel learned when Rumpelstiltskin braided her locks to a passing pumpkin carriage during a fairytale rumble. Fight back against abundant body hair with today's Groupon to Advance Medical Rehabilitation Center in Loves Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a small area—chin, underarms, arms, and upper lip (up to a $450 value).
- For $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a large area—legs, bikini line, back, and chest (a $550 value).
All treatments must be used on the same area of the body. Most patients require a minimum of five treatments at four- to six-week intervals, and customers can purchase up to two Groupons.
At Advance Medical, trained technicians remove unwanted body tufts using the latest technology in a professional, private practice. Before personal laser light shows begin, clients consult with the medical staff to discuss which procedures will be best for them and to swap quilting secrets. During the FDA-approved treatment, patients don safety eyewear to protect soul windows from high-intensity, pulsating light beams that penetrate body parchment to assault hair, inflaming the follicle and causing it to go into a resting phase to inhibit future growth. Laser hair-removal assails skin lawns on both men and women, and depending on the treatment area, sessions can last anywhere from 10 minutes to one hour—the amount of time it takes to devise a new plan for blending in if apes take over earth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Initial screening before treatment required. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.