What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation scoping with this Groupon.
$45 for a Chiropractic Package ($450 Total Value)
- Chiropractic exam (a $150 value)
- Chiropractic treatment (a $75 value)
- Two x-rays (a $170 value)
- One-hour massage (a $55 value)
Advance Medical Rehabilitation Center's staff of medical and chiropractic doctors employ advanced chiropractic and massage therapies to recalibrate the body's machine. Studying each client's skeletal and muscular alignment during an exam gives the doctor a chance to diagnose potential issues and give a second opinion on car-, work-, and pudding-related injuries. X-rays continue the thorough evaluation, and a chiropractic treatment realigns the spine and its tributary kingdoms. For one hour, a massage therapist unravels tapestries of tension, soothing muscle fibers until they realign themselves into purring cats' cradles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Services must be used by same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advance Medical Rehabilitation Center
Inside Advance Medical Rehabilitation Center, a team of chiropractors, massage therapists, acupuncturists, and physical therapists combine their expertise to straighten spines and improve overall health. The center’s techniques can assuage anterior aches from work- or auto-related injuries or sore necks from watching for falling pianos. Additionally, the experts wield a laser in their pursuit of removing unwanted fuzz, extra poundage, or cravings for nicotine.