What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $199, you get 10 lipomassage treatments (a $700 value), 10 whole-body vibration treatments ($100 value), plus a personal body suit ($25 value) at Advanced Aesthetics Medical Spa in East Amherst (an $825 total value).
During each 35-minute, noninvasive lipomassage, an endermologist rolls a handheld skin zamboni over targeted areas to suction skin into cellulite-free smoothness. Clients don a personal body suit to increase the pudge annihilator's ability to redistribute connective tissue and fat and stimulate fat-gobbling metabolism. A 10-minute whole-body vibration treatment boosts circulation and tones muscles, which switch between tension and repose more quickly than a Hitchcock film remade by hummingbirds.
For optimal results, Advanced Aesthetics recommends two visits per week for five weeks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 add'l as a gift. Limit 1/visit. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Valid only for services listed. Lipomassage valid for up to 3 target areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advanced Aesthetics Medical Spa
Treating the cosmetic blemishes that can appear on aging skin requires a forward-looking approach. Overseen by Drs. Hratch Karamanoukian and Raffy Karamanoukian, Advanced Aesthetics Medical Spa keeps pace with the passage of time by constantly seeking out new advancements in technology, skincare products, and cosmetic procedures.
The center’s cache of technology includes cosmetic laser systems that work to improve skin tone and texture by addressing fine lines, acne scars, and scratch-and-sniff tattoos. Beyond light, these and other systems can also use sound waves or radio frequencies to firm and lift faces. Even the more traditional spa procedures at the clinic pamper clients with medical-grade products and equipment. The crystal-free microdermabrasion system uses a diamond-encrusted titanium wand to smooth away impurities, and facials with botanically derived balms and vitamin C rejuvenate complexions.