What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Advanced Anti-Aging & Weight Loss in Newburgh. Choose between the following options:
• For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $900 value). Good for the following body areas: upper lip, chin, sideburns, areola, one hand, bikini line, one underarm, or one foot.
• For $169, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (a $1,500 value). Good for the following body areas: full face, neck, full bikini, one half arm, one half arm with hand, one half leg, one half leg with one foot, or buttocks.
Led by board-certified physician James Coomes, the staff at Advanced Anti-Aging & Weight Loss renders skin hairless with safe and near-painless laser technology. A cooling device works to increase customers' comfort as laser beams waltz past the skin's outer layer and seduce the follicle roots with heat, stunting the growth of voluminous bushes of body hair. The defuzzing process lasts from 10 to 30 minutes, depending on the targeted area, and requires little to no recovery time. Reddish spots may temporarily appear but often disappear quicker than a coin at a magician's conference. Additionally, if booked with 30 days of their first hair-removal treatment, newly hairless buyers receive half off any other nonsurgical cosmetic laser treatments, including epidermis resurfacing photofacial treatments and fine-line blasting Pixel Perfect fractional laser therapy, which blends away uneven pigmentation until the skin color blends as evenly as side dishes on a toddler's Thanksgiving plate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older or have consent from guardian. New clients only. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss
Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss provides a medically supervised weight-loss program that incorporates everything from hormone balancing and Zerona body sculpting treatment to lab-analysis work. The staff turns to such technological tools as nonsurgical Pixel laser skin-rejuvenation treatments, which employ lasers to create thousands of tiny perforations in the skin, thereby stimulating a healing process that can erase fine lines and pigmentation problems. Microdermabrasion treatments revive skin texture and diminish light scars via apparatus-assisted exfoliation, and chemical peels employ fruit acid, herbs, and antioxidants to stimulate the release of dead skin cells from bodily exteriors and encourage the production of collagen and novelty hats. The clinic also offers results-orientated medical facials to clients.