Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss


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In a Nutshell

  • Reduce appearance of cellulite
  • Remove unwanted hair
  • Experienced & certified physician
  • FDA-approved lasers

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Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 more of Zerona option as gifts. Limit 2/person, may buy 2 as gifts of laser hair removal option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or have consent from parent or guardian. New clients only. Hair removal valid only for body area requested. Free consultation required prior to treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser-light Groupon at Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss in Newburgh. Choose between the following deals:

  • For $79, you get one Zerona laser treatment (a $550 value) and half off the remaining program treatments.
  • For $129, you get three laser hair removal treatments (up to a $600 value).

Certified and experienced physician Dr. James Coomes advances the natural healing and anti-aging abilities of the body with an arsenal of treatments. The Zerona laser treatments can diminish excess body padding from the stomach, hips, thighs, buttocks, and arms, or send chub from the chin and neck to roam on a bucolic prairie. A half-hour consultation precedes the one-hour treatment, in which clients lie under the Zerona slimming device for 20 minutes on each side as a low-level laser stimulates fat cells to liquefy and absorb into the lymphatic system. One treatment is said to shed 1–6 inches, reduce the appearance of cellulite, and reduce clothing sizes, sending threads to work as makeshift flags for summer camps conquered by unhappy campers. While this Groupon is valid only for the first treatment, the full Zerona program lasts two weeks and, if the client books within 30 days of this first treatment, he or she will receive half off the remaining five treatments in the program.

Laser hair treatment removes hairs on clients plagued by unwanted fur coats. A gentle beam of laser energy is sent toward the skin, arriving at the hair follicle and destroying it and hindering further hair generations. See the sidebar for all body villages that may be pleasantly pillaged by the laser treatment. The treatment employs radio-frequency laser light machines, which can remove about 25% more hair than traditional lasers and are also 25% more effective in destroying opponents in a high-stakes game of laser tag. A complimentary consultation is required prior to treatment.

Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss

Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss provides a medically supervised weight-loss program that incorporates everything from hormone balancing and Zerona body sculpting treatment to lab-analysis work. 

The staff turns to such technological tools as nonsurgical Pixel laser skin-rejuvenation treatments, which employ lasers to create thousands of tiny perforations in the skin, thereby stimulating a healing process that can erase fine lines and pigmentation problems. Microdermabrasion treatments revive skin texture and diminish light scars via apparatus-assisted exfoliation, and chemical peels employ fruit acid, herbs, and antioxidants to stimulate the release of dead skin cells from bodily exteriors and encourage the production of collagen and novelty hats. The clinic also offers results-orientated medical facials to clients.

Customer Reviews

People working were very nice but treatments did not work. It helped for a few months then all came back.
Dawn H. · 7 days ago
Very friendly
LeeAnn B. · November 4, 2014
Just realize the groupon is for 1 treatment to introduce you to the company and their products and services.
Donna C. · May 3, 2014
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    8788 Ruffian Ln.

    Newburgh, Indiana 47630

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