What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of barcodes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get one area of Smartlipo Triplex liposuction at Advanced Anti-Aging & Weight Loss in Newburgh (a $3,000 value). Click here for a list of treatable areas.
Led by board-certified physician James A Coomes, M.D., the certified staff at Advanced Anti-Aging & Weight Loss helps to reshape bodies with safe laser liposuction treatments. During the procedure, a meticulous, fat-melting Michelangelo administers FDA-approved Smartlipo Triplex treatments that aim to safely eliminate fat deposits by liquefying unwanted fat, tightening the skin, and canvassing excess lipid deposits with strongly worded eviction notices. Gentle laser light passes over the target area, which is numbed with local anesthesia. Clients typically see results after a single session, avoid the dangers of general anesthesia and enjoy minimal downtime—usually a couple of days—which allows patients to quickly return to their normal activities of working, raising a family, and running for president.
Groupon users can opt for additional Smartlipo treatments on the same day as their scheduled treatment, at a cost of $1,800 per area.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. 7-day cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Must be 21 or older. Valid for 1 area. Applicable Treatment Areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss
Advanced Anti-Aging and Weight Loss provides a medically supervised weight-loss program that incorporates everything from hormone balancing and Zerona body sculpting treatment to lab-analysis work. The staff turns to such technological tools as nonsurgical Pixel laser skin-rejuvenation treatments, which employ lasers to create thousands of tiny perforations in the skin, thereby stimulating a healing process that can erase fine lines and pigmentation problems. Microdermabrasion treatments revive skin texture and diminish light scars via apparatus-assisted exfoliation, and chemical peels employ fruit acid, herbs, and antioxidants to stimulate the release of dead skin cells from bodily exteriors and encourage the production of collagen and novelty hats. The clinic also offers results-orientated medical facials to clients.