What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get an initial Invisalign examination, x-rays, and impressions (a $520 value), plus $500 toward the full teeth-straightening treatment at Advanced Dental Arts NW.
Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies for each customer (it can run anywhere from $3,500 to $8,000); this Groupon gets you $500 toward that final cost and free Vivera retainers following treatment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Groupon purchasers who Like Advanced Dental Arts NW on Facebook will receive a free oral health care package at their first visit.
A general-dental practice and an Invisalign Premier Provider, Advanced Dental Arts' talented team realigns gum ornaments through precise, efficient care. Here, mouths are in experienced hands, as the practice has treated more patients with Invisalign than 99% of the dental offices in the state of Oregon. The wood accents and earthy tones of Advanced Dental Arts' ultra-modern office surround DVD players, LCD TVs, and Bose headphones, as well as a full-body massage chair that envelops sore muscles in an embrace as comforting as a warm hug from a robotic matron.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.