What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $95, you get a dental exam, x-rays, a teeth cleaning, and a whitening kit (a $417 value) at Advanced Dental Group in Chelsea.
Dr. Bagchi and her staff of trained teeth technicians transform their patients' mouths into hygienic havens using state-of-the-art dental techniques in a welcoming, family-friendly setting. Advanced Dental Group's teeth gurus will scour the patient's pie-hole in search of signs of oral distress, such as gum disease, cancer, and squatting tooth fairies. Then, digital x-rays with a low radiation output will capture glamour shots of the teeth to test for cavities or other structural damage. Finally, the patient's choppers will be scrubbed down, and plaque and grime will be banished into oral exile. The patient will also receive a whitening kit that will brighten the shade of their gnashers, returning them to pearly white status, as well as a complimentary box of tiny spit cups in order to start a sea monkey farm.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.