What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: $149 for a Zoom! teeth whitening treatment (a $499 value) at Advanced Dentistry of Cincinnati in Mason. This father-and-daughter team of molar menders stays up-to-date with the latest technology through continuing education seminars at the Las Vegas Institute for Advanced Dental Studies, of which Dr. Tara Hardin is a fellow. Patients can take advantage of this expertise when they let the duo paint their bicuspids with Zoom! whitening gel, which activates under UV light during three back-to-back 15-minute treatment sessions. The whole process takes roughly 45 minutes; patients leave with chompers up to eight shades whiter, thinking serious thoughts so as not to blind onlookers with the dazzling flash of their smiles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only; treatment subject to consultation. Valid toward any dental needs if unqualified for whitening. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.