Studies show that your face is the part of your body least likely to wear shoes and most likely to consume Funyuns. Reward this hard-working frontispiece with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a hydrafacial treatment and a quantum hydration treatment at Advanced DermaCare (a $400 value).

Doctor of Naturopathy Diane Lowery leads Advanced DermaCare's charge against skin stressors with high-tech noninvasive treatments. During the hydrafacial, a technician gently guides a wand over the face and neck, sloughing off dead cells and uprooting sebum and other impurities before they can blossom into invasive dermal quackgrass. Simultaneously, a custom blend of serums, which might include salicylic acid to disable acne or a cocktail of vitamins and white-tea extract to boost antioxidants, courses over the surface to lock in hydration for up to five–seven days. The cooling hand piece of the quantum-hydration system paints an ionized antibacterial saline solution across the dermal canvas to help even skin tone and minimize the appearance of rosacea, sun damage, or scarring. Treatments typically yield softened fine lines, fresher skin, and mild telepathic skills after one session with no need for downtime. Multiple treatments are recommended for best results.