Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an initial chiropractic exam and a 60-minute massage at Advanced Health and Rehab Center in Humble (a $140 value).
Advanced Health and Rehab Center, helmed by board-certified chiropractor Dr. Lauren Baker, aligns slouchy skeletons with a range of spine-straightening services. Those suffering from rickety necks, muscle strains, or embarrassing spasms that occur during office meetings may find skeletal solace during a thorough bone-adjustment regimen.
A skilled practitioner will inspect vertebral xylophones by hand during initial exams to seek out pinched nerves, irregular curves, and abnormal muscle tone. These alignment aces may wish to employ other investigative procedures, including a spinal heat measurement to discover any impediments to the nervous system, an evaluation of electrical impulses along the spinal surface to gauge how vertebral kinks could be affecting the motor nerve system and musculature, or—depending on age and situation—an optional spinal x-ray ($50 extra, unless covered by insurance). Afterward, clients receive an up-to-date biography of their backsides that will list problem areas and recommended treatment plans.
Next, an expert tension expunger will uncoil tendons wound tighter than a sailor-tied pretzel during a restorative 60-minute massage. Relaxing music and soothing lighting, along with the tranquil resonance of a sputtering waterfall, cultivate an atmosphere of serenity and stress-relief inside massage rooms. Groupon holders who decide to return to this relaxation oasis will receive 30% off their next visit if they book their appointment on the day of their first treatment.
1420 FM 1960 E Bypass Rd.
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