What You'll Get
It's a commonly known fact that people with good posture are often mistaken for statues and invited into the homes of the wealthy. Mingle like a sculpture with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $150 worth of any services (excluding massage therapy) at Advanced Health Recovery, located in Markham.
Advanced Health Recovery restores physical vigour with an enticing array of acupuncture treatments and chiropractic care. Services begin their crawl along the spine with a 60-minute initial visit that uses a drug-free, manual approach to solving core physical ailments, reducing bodily stress caused by injury and electromagnetic shrink rays ($90). Eliminate your back's envy of your cat's ability to lounge like a sock puppet all day with a thorough spinal adjustment ($45), or exorcise phantom aches from haunted injuries with a rehabilitation exercise program ($55). Like the application of a homemade tattoo, meridian and myofascial dry needling induces relaxation and improving mood and energy ($55). Advanced Health's skilled skeletal saviours are eager to explore the underlying causes of headaches, digestive disorders, nerve pain, weight problems, and more.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. New customers only. Not valid toward massage therapy services. Insurance receipts available on services over $150. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.