Hair, much like the arms of evil space despots, will always grow back unless properly dispatched by a laser. Mow down follicular appendages for good with today's Groupon to Advanced Laser Clinics in Oak Brook. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $975 value). Small areas include:
- Full brow (an $899 value)
- Ears (an $899 value)
- Chin (a $975 value)
- Upper lip (a $725 value)
- Cheeks (an $899 value)
- For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a $1,525 value). Large areas include:
- Hands (a $1,445 value)
- Underarms (a $1,525 value)
- Front or back of neck (a $1,425 value)
- Navel (a $1,125 value)
- Sides of bikini (a $1,425 value)
Advanced Laser Clinics disables hair growth with the FDA-approved Lumenis LightSheer Diode laser. Before warming up the lasers, technicians spread cooling gel over treatment areas, ensuring comfort and hiding clients from infrared spy cameras. In each 15- to 20-minute session, the laser's high-powered light disables fuzz-sprouting follicles, reducing hair's visibility with each treatment. A sapphire-tipped hand piece actively draws heat away from skin to cool it further. Six treatments, spaced 7–14 weeks apart, typically produce full results and leave skin as smooth as a silk scarf dipped in butter.
Though Advanced Laser Clinics sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Advanced Laser Clinics
If experience were measured in pounds, the laser technicians at Advanced Laser Clinics would be lugging around an aircraft carrier. Across the country, they have performed more than 250,000 treatments, banishing hair, acne, veins, and wrinkles from the body like so many itchy berets. During hair-removal sessions, technicians use the heated energy of the Lumenis LightSheer laser to destroy hair at the root as a built-in ChillTip prevents clients from experiencing excessive discomfort. The LightPulse Skin Renewal system reduces the appearance wrinkles, and other laser treatments work to eliminate surface veins and irritating acne that won't stop singing “MMMBop.”
To ensure patients' safety, a medical doctor supervises technicians and oversees procedures such as aluminum-oxide crystal microdermbrasion, which is performed by medical aestheticians armed with skincare products from Cellex-C, Decléor, Dermalogica, Dermablend, and Dr. Brandt.
2803 W Butterfield Rd.
Oak Brook, Illinois 60523