What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $75 value) at Advanced Massage Therapy in Flower Mound. Specializing in pain management and therapeutic massages, the staff at Advanced Massage Therapy kneads the body to health and comfort. The one-hour therapeutic massage will be tailored to your body's needs as a massage therapist performs a deep-tissue massage aimed at specific nodes of pain or stress, then employs trigger therapy to eliminate tension accrued from work, parenting, or teaching misguided youths to create museum-worthy sculptures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.