What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Save the world—and your eyes—with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an eye exam (up to a $150 value), plus $100 toward frames with lenses, at Advanced Ophthalmology of Michiana (up to a $250 total value).
With its talented quartet of physicians — Drs. Steve Gerber, Bruce Schwartz, Marcia Suvelza, and Eric Yoon — and advanced ocular services, Advanced Ophthalmology of Michiana provides comprehensive eye care for patients of all ages, from infants to adults. Keep eyes in proper fighting and reading form with a comprehensive eye exam, which runs sight orbs through a diagnostic obstacle course, giving them the chance to boast about their peripheral-vision records or champion discus throws. An eye expert will then determine the patient’s prescription using a multi-eyed phoropter and will use the discerning slit lamp to peer deep within the inner workings of the lens and cornea to look for potential problem areas or ocular-dwelling arachnids.
After the exam, clients in need of new prescription lenses and frames can choose from Advanced Ophthalmology’s stylish selection of sight goggles, which includes brands such as Coach, Nike, Fendi, and Ray-Ban. Pick up a pair of single-vision glasses ($169–$500), sport a new set of bifocals ($325–$600), or block out the sun and its antagonizing rays with a pair of sunglasses ($179–$500).
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. New clients only. Not valid with insurance. Valid for full set of prescription lenses with frame only. Not valid toward contact lenses or contact lens exam. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.