Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Save the world—and your eyes—with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an eye exam (up to a $150 value), plus $100 toward frames with lenses, at Advanced Ophthalmology of Michiana (up to a $250 total value).

With its talented quartet of physicians — Drs. Steve Gerber, Bruce Schwartz, Marcia Suvelza, and Eric Yoon — and advanced ocular services, Advanced Ophthalmology of Michiana provides comprehensive eye care for patients of all ages, from infants to adults. Keep eyes in proper fighting and reading form with a comprehensive eye exam, which runs sight orbs through a diagnostic obstacle course, giving them the chance to boast about their peripheral-vision records or champion discus throws. An eye expert will then determine the patient’s prescription using a multi-eyed phoropter and will use the discerning slit lamp to peer deep within the inner workings of the lens and cornea to look for potential problem areas or ocular-dwelling arachnids.

After the exam, clients in need of new prescription lenses and frames can choose from Advanced Ophthalmology’s stylish selection of sight goggles, which includes brands such as Coach, Nike, Fendi, and Ray-Ban. Pick up a pair of single-vision glasses ($169–$500), sport a new set of bifocals ($325–$600), or block out the sun and its antagonizing rays with a pair of sunglasses ($179–$500).

Reviews

Advanced Ophthalmology of Michiana offers customer testimonials on its website:

• All staff members are courteous and friendly from the front desk to the back rooms. All very knowledgable [sic]. – Mary L.
• The best doctors and staff...I have ever dealt with. Thank you for giving me my vision back – Gary H.