What You'll Get
Spines are fickle beasts, easily irked by day-to-day situations such as slouching over a keyboard or being stepped on by a rhinoceros. Put an out-of-whack support beam back in whack with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a chiropractic consultation, exam, and adjustment at Advanced Spine & Rehab Center (up to a $200 value).
Chronic pains and aches shrivel into vague memories at the hands of Advanced Spine & Rehab Center’s professional chiropractic staff. After completing their new client paperwork, balance-craving bods chat with Doctor of Chiropractic Jeff Mitchell about their specific health issues and enjoy a physical exam including orthopedic testing, reflex assessments, muscle testing, and, if necessary, x-rays. Once the source is singled out, experienced staff members loosen the muscles around the pain center using heat packs, a massage chair, and electrical muscle stimulation, which reduces inflammation in a sensation similar to firm licks from an affectionate pet spider. Dr. Mitchell then re-centers vertebrae with a controlled, professional spinal adjustment, eradicating aches and forcing frames back into prizefighting shape. Future pain prevention and wellness suggestions, such as exercises, diet, and lifestyle changes, round out the visit.
Thanks to Advanced Spine & Rehab Center's no-waiting policy, patients can skirt the stress and potential neck pain caused by reading waiting-room magazines. Complimentary coffee and tea refresh tongues and prime them for accurate communication of back-related complaints.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.