Like vitamin gummy bears, baby formula, and intense sibling rivalry, the satisfaction of a surprise squirt-gun attack is something fully developed humans never outgrow. Indulge your inner or real child with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a five-attraction pass at Adventure Landing, an entertainment utopia with exciting activities on both land and water (up to a $26.99 value).
A family-fun park that aims to engage thrill-seekers of all ages, Adventure Landing offers attractions that span the full spectrum of silliness. Race on go-karts in front of NASCAR scout audiences, make a mark on frenemies in laser tag, saunter and swing on the mini-golf course, or battle adversaries in bumper boats outfitted with squirt guns. Attempt each feat before going back for one last round of your favorite, or use them all on a five-act laser-tag rendition of your favorite Ibsen play. The freedom of choice applies to how you use your five attractions; however, you must expunge the fun out of the frenetic frippery in a single visit, making today's deal a convenient way to happily exhaust overenergized tweens and tots.
Amusement parks are a more active alternative to screen-heavy childhood hobbies such as text messaging, video games, and office temping. Get this Groupon to burn calories, bond with the family, or show off the bumper-boating skills you used to sink the Spanish Armada last summer.
Though Adventure Landing sometimes offers other discounts online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
Attractions such as miniature golf, batting cages, and laser tag make Adventure Landing an ideal location for getting in fun, interactive family time. Whether the kids opt for a heart-accelerating whip around the go-kart track or a few swings of the bat, the fun center gives families every excuse to band together or square off against one another in friendly competition. School, church, and corporate outings are available as well, giving groups of all ages a place to gather, nosh on pizza, and create complex victory dances.