Boredom is like a poltergeist: you can’t see it, but if left ignored, it will rummage through cupboards and break all of the fiestaware. Overcome the crushing grip of ennui with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a fun pass package at Adventure Park USA in New Market (a $51 total value). The package includes:
- One fun pass card (a $1 value)
- 565 credits toward attractions and games (a $50 value)<p>
At Adventure Park USA, visitors amble, shriek, and laugh through a sprawling 17.5 acres replete with Old West–themed rides and attractions. Thrill seekers can hunt down cyborg bandits during a round of laser tag ($6), and tiny sportsmen duke it out over desert oasis miniature golf ($5.50). Become entranced in the multicolored lights of the stampede arcade’s more than 80 games (most games range from $0.35–$1.25), or traverse an indoor rock wall ($4.50). As wee ones take a spin on kiddie rides such as the miniature teacups ($2), the steel Wildcat rollercoaster ($5) whips passengers around in an intertwining figure-eight design, rattling bones and eliciting screams of joy akin to Steven Tyler on Christmas morning.
Adventure Park USA
At Adventure Park USA, visitors amble, shriek, and laugh through a sprawling 17.5 acres replete with Old West–themed rides and attractions such as the Wildcat roller coaster, which dips and curves around a track in order to elicit screams of joy. Outdoor diversions such as bumper boats and go-karts stoke competitive fires, and a collection of little tykes rides invite pintsize riders to spin in teacups or gallop on carousel horseback. Open year-round, a 22,000-square-foot indoor frontier playzone thumbs its nose at inclement weather with laser tag, an arcade, Spin Zone bumper cars, the Gold Rush playground, a ropes course, and a climbing wall. Owner Larry Stottlemeyer continues to expand this already extensive list of family-friendly diversions.
11113 W Baldwin Rd.
New Market, Maryland 21774Get Directions