Scientists agree that children are our future, which is why most children are sealed in time capsules with a flashlight and a stack of magazines. Give a child something he or she will really dig with today’s Groupon to Adventure Zone for three hours of unlimited mini golf, go-karting, and bumper boats. Choose between the following options:

• For $16, you get unlimited passes for two (a $39.98 value).<p>
• For $29, you get unlimited passes for four (a $79.96 value).<p>
• For $42, you get unlimited passes for six (a $119.94 value).<p>

Adventure Zone serves up a medley of energizing endeavors that includes mini golf and bumper boats. Partner up with a buddy or a buddy-in-law to watch golf balls that traverse two 18-hole courses and roll under waterfalls before journeying through caves. Those inclined to further spurn the indoors and its requirements that denizens stand fewer than 12 feet high can exercise leisurely adroitness out of doors by careening through more than 800 feet of winding track in a go-kart. Attain ramming speed while sailing the high seas in a bumper boat, assailing watery foes with a squirt gun, much as Admiral Nelson did while leading vanquished foes to the gibbet. Park goers can silence grumbling tummies with Adventure Zone’s menu of hamburgers, burritos, and pizza, though they are not included in this Groupon.