Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a PearlBrite teeth-whitening treatment at Aegis Laser Therapeutics (a $175 value).
Aegis Laser Therapeutics' laser technicians restore stained teeth to brighter shades of white using PearlBrite laser technology. During each 20-minute treatment, patients bite down onto a mouthpiece filled with a whitening gel culled from hydrogen peroxide and liquid ivory from melted piano keys. Powerful beams of blue laser light activate the free oxygen radicals that penetrate enamel, lifting the hue of stained teeth 2 to 10 shades. While painless, patients may experience a slight tingling sensation akin to wearing underwear crafted from peppermint leaves. Results can last for as long as two years with proper dental care and oral hygiene habits.
Patients with tooth decay or gum disease should not undergo this procedure.