Much like fine pottery, the human body requires a certain amount of massaging, rubbing, and time spent in a really hot room before it’s safe for use in the dishwasher or microwave. Repurpose your personal vessel with today’s Groupon to Aequis Spa Retreat. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get a Design Your Bliss 80 package (a $150 value), which includes up to five different mini treatments. Click here for a list of available treatments.
• For $75, you get $150 worth of spa services.<p>

The wellness wizards at Aequis Spa Retreat meld minds and bodies into one euphoric synthesis with an extensive selection of soothing spa experiences. Lasting 2.5 hours, the Design Your Bliss 80 spa package includes a choice of up to five soothing mini treatments, such as a marma-point facial balancing, which stimulates mirror targets with techniques reflective of acupressure. Like a pratfall-filled trip to the mechanic, a scalp treatment pours warm oil over the hair before a hairbrush stimulates craniums and smoothes tangled manes. Muscles seeking loosened life views revel in one of three massage options, including Swedish, deep-tissue, or therapeutic, in which skilled hands pressure pockets of stress into vacating the premises.

Guests can also opt for Aequis’s selection of full-length services, such as a 65-minute warm pumpkin-enzyme facial ($130), which wraps emotion masks with botanicals that deeply exfoliate skin to elicit radiance. A salt glow ($145) harnesses the latent powers of the Dead Sea for a 70-minute detoxifying body scrub, and a syncrossage ($145 for 35 minutes) syncopates the finger-combs and invisible coaches of two massage therapists to untangle knotted musculature.