What You'll Get
Straightening a crooked smile is a great way to improve confidence, garner self-esteem, and bite into other people's sandwiches without leaving indentifying tooth prints. Align teeth into stealth formation with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an exam, cleaning, x-ray, and whitening kit at Aesthetic Dental (a $635 value) in Cliffside Park.
Aesthetic Dental gives teeth and gums with minty confidence with a variety of dentistry services in a modern, welcoming environment. Patients start with a standard exam (a $65 value) and cleaning (a $125 value), during which an experienced hygienist checks for cavities, scrapes off plaque, and coaxes out tartar with empty promises of ice cream before dinner. A photo shoot follows, employing digital x-rays (a $95 value) to capture chompers using comfortable thin film, 80% less radiation, and a reduced chance of acquiring superpowers. Clients leave with a take-home kit boasting carbamide peroxide solution and a custom mouthpiece, which may also protect pearly whites during living-room boxing matches, to accomplish the teeth-whitening and -brightening process at home.
Chief dentist Dr. Durgam combines many years of private-practice experience with Top Dentist honors from the Consumer’s Research Council. The clean, slick reception area welcomes patients, and aromatherapy lulls the nose and mind into a state of slack-jawed relaxation. During all appointments, clients can take advantage of televisions and XM radio, and may even bring in their own flicks to watch since they can't spoil the ending with their mouths full.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.