Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble Space Telescope. Give a beam a new purpose with today’s Groupon to Aesthetic Laser Medical Spa & Salon. Click here for a list of treatment areas. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $450 value).
• For $169, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (a $600 value).
• For $229, you get five laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a $1,250 value).<p>

The experienced, licensed aestheticians at Aesthetic Laser Medical Spa & Salon wipe fuzz from skin of all shades during laser hair-removal treatments. While clients are busy relaxing, aestheticians set small, medium, or large areas of hairiness in the sights of Cutera’s advanced CoolGlide laser, which cools and soothes skin as it attacks hair at its roots and treats skin cells to a disco dance party. Some patients may detect a slight pinching sensation during the treatment, and although pain meds aren’t usually required, a topical anesthetic is available for those who’d like to protect sensitive areas.

Treatments take place four–six weeks apart depending on the area being targeted; after each session, clients can immediately return to normal activities, such as lasering the fur off of bear rugs. The number of visits required varies, but hair generally withers away in six–eight treatments.