What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair and regretted tattoos. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $150, you get $500 worth of laser services at Aesthetic Lasers & Cosmetic Rejuvenation Center, located on Chagrin Boulevard in Beachwood. You must redeem your first laser-treatment session within six months. If the laser services you desire are more than $500, simply apply the value of the Groupon and pay the difference.
Under the leadership of Dr. Robert Rossio, a board-certified plastic surgeon, Aesthetic Lasers & Cosmetic Rejuvenation Center is a comprehensive stop for non-invasive laser and skincare treatments. Beam-wielder Dr. Rossio will direct the light of the future (intense pulse light) to minimize age spots, wrinkles, acne scars, and overly enthusiastic or hyper pigmentations ($500 for three treatments), as well as to eradicate unwanted hair and lamentable tattoos. Though the number of tattoo-removal treatments (four sessions for $500) depends on the size and ferocity of the image, no image is too big or scary for the undaunted RevLite photons.
All skin types can be treated with a fitting laser from Aesthetic Lasers' wide arsenal. The LightSheer Diode lambastes unwanted tresses on lighter skin types, and the Candela GentleYAG concentrates its longer pulse on follicles residing on darker skin. Since hair grows in phases, multiple treatments are required to fully forget the routines of shaving, plucking, and waxing from the upper lip ($402 for six treatments), chin ($576 for six treatments), or pair of underarms ($625 for six treatments). Like the crowd at a comedy club, some skin and hair types are more receptive than others.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid toward Zerona services. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.