What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the cosmetic correction of unwanted skin spots. Reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with today's Groupon for two laser spider vein treatments at Aesthetic Plastic Surgery and Laser Center in Farmington Hills. When clicking on the website, as when hosting a dinner party in a YMCA locker room, be prepared to see some tasteful nudity.
Certified by The American Board of Plastic Surgery, Dr. Michelle Hardaway and her staff customize each cosmetic procedure to the customer's needs, vein visibility, and Planeteer power. The non-invasive laser vein treatment eradicates spider veins using laser-transported micro-maids that dust away cobwebs and tidy up the epidermal underworld. Today's deal is only good for spider vein treatment, though Aesthetic Plastic Surgery also performs a full menu of surgical and nonsurgical cosmetic procedures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.