Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser light Groupon: for $199, you get five laser-hair reduction treatments (a $690 value) at Aesthetica with offices in Lutheran Southwest and Parkview North.

Aesthetica conserves epidermal lushness with state-of-the-art smoothing and anti-aging procedures. Seekers of silky skin will first receive a consultation with an aesthetic nurse to evaluate their candidacy for laser hair reduction, then move forward with a dermis-polishing strategy. Aesthetica’s LightSheer diode laser terminates unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On both men and women, technicians can evict pesky hair from small and medium areas such as the lip, nostrils, chin, chest, underarms, bikini line, and feet. A doctor is always on-hand to monitor treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.