Though wildlife conservatories help to protect a wide range of endangered species, supporting public broadcasting is the only way to ensure the continued survival of the majestic Snuffleupagus. Preserve a rare specimen with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a membership card to Arkansas Educational Television Network Foundation (a $65 value).

Arkansas Educational Television Network Foundation's membership card grants discounts on dining, lodging, and online retail while helping to fund the station's local and PBS-provided programming. Cardholders reap the discounted fruits of membership from more than 240 merchants, including a slew of online retailers. Escape the modern stresses of working long hours and herding bionic robots with a half-price weekend getaway for two at one of dozens of lodging facilities across the state, or savor discounted dining experiences at more than 100 nosh havens. Members additionally receive AETN's monthly e-newsletter, which contains information about upcoming programs. Like a disposable catapult, the membership card may be used only once at each location.