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November 10, 2011
November 10, 2011
November 7, 2011
What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon to Affiliated Therapy Group Practice. Choose between two options:
- For $27, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $55 value).
- For $32, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $65 value).
The licensed massage therapists at Affiliated Therapy Group Practice invade the secret compounds of stress and tension, evicting pain with carefully acquired massage techniques. An hour of traditional Swedish massage sweeps stress from the body's crawl spaces like so many dust collections. Relaxation supersedes the most gnawing thoughts, and circulation buys a round-trip ticket through the body as channels opened up by pressure points tingle with energy. Deep-tissue massage plumbs the depths of the human form and implements powerful techniques to replace twisted sinews with free-flowing symmetry. Hands heavy with knowledge of the muscles tread tirelessly across the body's terrain, as tension deflates like a birthday balloon meeting a gang of blimps in a dark alley.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Affiliated Therapy Group Practice
The knowledgeable staff of physical therapists and massage therapists at Affiliated Therapy Group Practice, Inc. treat their clients’ muscular afflictions with traditional massages and alternative services such as aquatic therapy. Well-versed in Swedish, hot-stone, and prenatal massage techniques, the massage therapists work to increase circulation, relax muscles, and rehabilitate injuries from the comfort of a private treatment room. In addition to soothing kneads, the staff also nourishes skin with seaweed wraps, moisturizes hands with paraffin dips, and exfoliates feet with a salt scrub harvested from the region of the Atlantic with the most well-groomed dolphins.