What You'll Get
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Every 90 minutes, the human body ages 100 minutes. Offset this undue aging with a de-stressifying visit to Affinity Massage Studio. Today's deal gets you one 90-minute deluxe massage for $39 (a $100 value). With Valentine's Day coming up, this is a great way to gift a significant other with a massage while saving yourself the intense manual labor of personally giving one.
Your Groupon entitles you to one 75-minute massage of any variety (not including couple's) and about 15 minutes of calming foot scrub. To alleviate deeply tense muscles, try the Ashiatsu Oriental Bar Therapy, which is performed with the pressing power of human feet, or as the ancients called them, "kicking hands." A trained master will stand over your prone form and target tight areas, relieving them of duty. Affinity Massage Studio offers a Bamboo-Fusion treatment that deeply relaxes clients using a series of warmed bamboo tools to sweep the body of pent-up energy, as well as lure out pent-up panda cubs. Other options include an injury-abating hands-on massage, the motherly prenatal massage (which may cause your baby to be born so chill he's wearing sunglasses), and the limbering Ashi-Thai.
With deliberate intentions and intense focus, your skilled massage therapist will take your consciousness to a blissfully whited-out plane where your mind can bob up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls. After your mind flutters back down into your corpus, top your relaxation with a hydrating foot rub. A custom blend of sugars and scrubs will treat your tired pups with an exfoliation and restoration. You'll leave Affinity Massage Studio with a spring in your step and an aria in your nervous system.
Affinity Massage Studio's clients are way too relaxed after their appointments to write many reviews, but two Joy of Spa users, three BookFresh users, and one YellowBot user all give the studio a perfect five stars:
- I have received many massages from Mary-Claire and although I am partial to the hands on sweedish [sic] massage i have a great need for the Ashiatsu Oriental Bar massage as it is deep and gets right to the areas i need with the pressure i need. Sometimes with my sore, tired muscles, the bamboo massage with the warm bamboo sticks is perfect for loosening my achy spots. She rocks! It's the best set of massages i have ever had. – Paul, YellowBot
- [Mary-Claire] is very dedicated to her profession and gives her best at each and every massage. I was especially grateful when she was willing to come to my home on several occasions to help me when I was unable to move from a neck injury. It was her generosity to me during this time that quickened my recovery. I am certain I would have been in pain for a lot longer had it not been for both her skill and kindness to me during that time. – Jenny W, BookFresh
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.